Funny SMS - 1

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1. Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them


2. Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

3. Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

4. Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare?
Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Quarter ab sirf 10 Rs/-

5. Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple hai na bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile